Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Coming to the aid of Jericho Scott

Top nine ingenious solutions to the Jericho Scott crisis:

9. Encourage mother to enter bidding for Chicago Cubs.

8. Move pitching rubber from 46 feet to 460 feet.

7. Sheathe all batters in bubblewrap.

6. Adopt new Little League rule - all pitchers named for biblical cities must toss underhand.

5. Youth bocce season just around the corner.

4. Even things up by allowing opposing team to sign Danny Almonte.

3. Let Bud Selig worry about it.

2. Ask Chinese gymnasts to vouch that Jericho is really 9.

1. Can't the adults handle this?

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