Friday, February 18, 2011

A satirical look at Pee Wee Football (I think)

Q-If that Brent kid gets most improved, my son Garrison gets most heart.
A- The game ended 15 minutes ago. The kids are back there going nuts...The mayor just called and congratulated the team, guys...Come on.

Q-Just to clarify, every kid gets an award?
A-Ok, this is the last question I'll answer about awards. Yes, every player gets an award.

Q-If every kid gets an award, is it technically an award?
A-They're five. Who cares, all right? It's about fun. We just won the championship.

Q-Will there finally be an award for best snack mom?
A-I dunno Judy, maybe.

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